Axl: So, who's the unlucky guy you decided to go to prom with?
Sue: Actually, nobody. I am taking myself to prom. Just like Molly Ringwald in Pretty In Pink.
Axl: Hmm.
Sue: It's a very important movie from the '80s about self-acceptance.
Brick: Wait, I thought you were going with Darrin.
Sue: I was, but then I guess he decided he didn't want to go to prom after all. Oh, well. I'm off to prom. Will you take my picture? [Axl takes a picture of Sue on her camera phone] Thanks. [walks off]
Brick: I know I'm only 12, but that was the saddest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
Axl: [sighs] Yeah.