Frankie: Do you have any idea what you're doing?
Mike: Worst-case scenario, I start a fire.
Frankie: Hey, did you see this? Orson has the Patch online now.
Mike: Great. Now it's even easier to read stuff I don't care about.
Frankie: Well, I think it's good that they have something like this for local news. Oh! Remember that dog that kept digging up the flowers at the courthouse? Turns out it was a gopher. They got it on hidden camera.