Quote from Sue in The Christmas Tree
Sue: Oh, my God, call the police! Frankie: What? What's going on? Mike: What? Sue: Somebody stole our Christmas tree! Mike: Sue, calm down. Nobody stole anything. I took it to the curb. Sue: What?! I love that tree! Why would you get rid of the tree? Mike: Because it was slowly killing you? Frankie: A-a-and think about it. Christmas isn't about the tree, right? It's about the spirit, and look. We decorated a new tree. Sue: That's not a tree! Of course it is about the tree. There isn't one Christmas song that doesn't mention a tree. "Oh, Christmas plant"? I don't think so! Oh, my God. I ruined Christmas!