Mike: [on the phone] Hold on. Y-you are talking about Sue Heck, right? Long, straight brown hair, braces.
Coach Babbit: That's the one! And we'd love to offer her a spot on the varsity team!
Frankie: Okay, j-just to be super-clear, you're positive you're looking at the list of the girls who made it? We wouldn't normally ask, but these are things that have happened.
Coach Babbit: Yep, 100% talking about your daughter. So, Sue will need a pair of shorts, kneepads, and do you guys have a lawyer?
Mike: Uh... we're kind of in between lawyers right now.
Coach Babbit: Great. Ooh, and we sent her home with some forms. If you could just sign these real quick and get 'em back to us, that'd be great. And congratulations! Go Hens!
Frankie: Go Hens!