Sue: Hey, Mom, guess what? I was thinking about my driver's test the other day, and, yeah, feeling kind of bummed. And then it hit me... I am so lucky.
Frankie: How do you figure?
Sue: Well, if I had passed, my driver's license would have said "Sue Sue Heck," which would have been a disaster.
Janet: Oh, my God, Frankie, do you mean to tell me that you still haven't changed her middle name?
Sue: It wasn't my fault. It was a mistake at the hospital.
Janet: You have to right this wrong. Look at this: Sue Sue Heck is your procrastination personified. It's a message that you send out to the world saying, "My parents do not care, my parents are lazy, my parents would rather watch TV than..."
Frankie: Fine. She can change it.
Sue: Aah! Aah! I'm so excited! We all know how important middle names are.