Sue: Brad, stop! Just because you're captain of the freshman football team doesn't make you invincible!
Mike: [to Frankie] How bad is our football team?
Brad: Chillax, woman. I can drive if I want.
Sue: But you're drunk, Brad! You're stinking drunk!
Brad: Don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Heck. I am not drunk. What you just saw is a simulation of something that's going on in high schools all over the country... And maybe even in Europe.