Frankie: [bus horn honks] Damn it, Axl! I told you, turn off the TV and get ready for school! Now the bus is here and you're not ready!
[Axl slides forward on the couch, pulling a t-shirt over his head. He jumps up and pulls his jeans up, and lands in his unlaced sneakers]
Axl: I told you, two seconds. Chill.
Frankie: How the hell does he do that?