Sue: But we finally came up with something. [Axl passes forward a gift]
Frankie: Where have you been hiding this? No, seriously. Where have you been hiding it? Well, I am sure that whatever it is, I am going to love... [unwraps box] Okay, seriously, nothing? You're giving me nothing? Are you kidding me? This is an all-time low. I can't even pretend that this is a decent gift. I'm sorry. I don't know how Meryl Streep does it. And if you tell me, "Oh, this is a box full of love" or "It's to put my wishes in," I am going to tell you to shove it.
Mike: Hang on. There is a gift. It's just not one that we can give you right now.
Axl: But in a week... I'm gonna bring my big TV out to the family room...
Brick: And we're all gonna watch the royal wedding with you.
Frankie: Really? You guys are seriously gonna get up at the crack of dawn and watch it with me?!