Quote from Brick in The Royal Flush
Sue: Oh, can you imagine Mom's face when we give her an actual trip to London? Brick: I know. Home of Charles Dickens, Sherlock Holmes... oh, and I can't wait to hear one of their ambulances. Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo! Sue: What did you just say? Brick: Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee... Sue: Nope. The part about you going to London. Brick: Oh, well, it's a trip for two and Dad won't want to go. He says we beat 'em in 1776 and he doesn't want anything to do with 'em. Sue: Brick, this trip is about weddings and romance. Clearly Mom is gonna want to take her one and only daughter. Besides, you're busy now with your Val-U Pack. You know another one's gonna come and you won't be here to get it. Brick: Well, it's Mother's Day, and our mother can decide to bring whoever she wants. And if a coupon for 10% off a deck sanding happens to find its way into her purse, so be it.