Mike: Oh, hey. Uh, Bill and Paula are separated.
Frankie: Wait, what?! Seriously? Why did you let me yap on about my brain when you were sitting on a story like that? Start talking, mister.
Mike: Uh, well, he says they're having problems. Apparently, she's on him about watching too much sports.
Frankie: Well, you know what, she's not wrong. He does watch a lot of sports.
Mike: No more than the next guy. Besides, Paula should appreciate the extra time to do her little landscape paintings.
Frankie: Her "little landscape paintings"? What does that mean?
Mike: I'm just saying, maybe she's, uh, distracted and not attending to his needs.
Frankie: "Attending to his needs"?! Where'd you get that from, the '50s? What, she's not allowed to paint?