Brick: So... hard to believe you're gonna be done with college soon. I bet there's things you want to do that you didn't even get to.
Axl: [sighs] Never Saran Wrapped someone's room.
Brick: Anything else?
Axl: Eh, never tied someone up and left them in an elevator.
Brick: That's a felony. Anything else? Like maybe inviting your brother up to campus for a weekend of fun, like you said you were gonna do for the past four years but never did?
Axl: That's not true! You came to visit.
Brick: Once. And it was to help you study. We didn't have fun.
Axl: Well, we're having fun right now, little buddy. Court-mandated fun!
Brick: Come on, Axl.
Axl: Look, no offense... I just don't want to be hanging around with a 12-year-old.
Brick: I'm 15.
Axl: What?! Really? Okay, fine. You can come hang. We need tiny hands to feel inside the walls and find out what's running around in there.