Quote from Big Mike in Hoosier Maid
Rusty: Dad's all better now. Big Mike: Yeah. Rusty: He pooped! [laughs] Mike: You what? Big Mike: Yeah, the darndest thing is something was gumming up the works. So don't go eyeballing my microwaves. I've still got a few miles left on me. Mike: So, you're perfectly fine? You went to the john, and now you have no trouble walking at all? Big Mike: Feel better than ever. [dances] [chuckles] Just like I told you, son. You don't have to worry about me. When the time comes, I'll just walk out into the woods, lie down, and die.