Axl: Seriously, do you see any bald spots? I think she took out a chunk of my hair. Not cool! She wants everything to be like it was. Well, guess what... I'm not doing that. They insulted something I love.
April: That's so mean. What did they insult?
Axl: Oh, uh... corn dogs. They hate them. Anyway, they can't tell me how to run my life. I'm an adult man now. That tickles.
April: I think I get what you mean. My family hates you.
Axl: What?
April: Yeah, they think I could do a lot better.
Axl: A lot? I mean, you're great... don't get me wrong. And you deserve somebody great, but I thought that somebody was me.
April: They really liked Doug Dixon. He had a pontoon.
Axl: Doug Dixo... See, this is what I mean. Our families think they know what's best for us, but they don't know. We know! Even Grandma Tee-Tee?
April: Oh, especially Grandma Tee-Tee.
Axl: [scoffs] You know what? Who cares what anybody else thinks? We know our love is real. We don't need people telling us how to live our lives.
April: Yeah!
Axl: The important thing is that we have each other.
April: And your family loves me.
Axl: A-A-A-nd we have each other.