Axl: So, y'all good in here?
Sue: [sobs] No. I miss my room and I miss Woofy Dog and I don't want to go to Dollywood for the summer and be away from everyone I love. Everything is changing too fast. And T-Tina is now Santiago. [whimpers]
Axl: Okay, first of all, where is Woofy Dog? [Sue whimpers] Whoa.
Sue: Dad paid it forward. He even Scotchgarded his fur, and now Woofy Dog can't even absorb my tears. They just roll off.
Axl: Ugh, Sue, you've got to go to Dollywood. If there's anyone who belongs in a country-themed amusement park, it's you. And you'll be there with Brad. That should be fun, right?
Sue: I guess.
Axl: You know, I'm thinking this is probably why you gave Brick your room. You're subconsciously pushing yourself out of the nest. I mean, you want to go. How the hell am I failing my psych class?
Sue: But I've never been on my own before. Like, really on my own. What if I can't handle the fast-paced living of Pigeon Forge?
Axl: It's just one summer. You got to at least try it. And if it doesn't work out, you can always come back home. It's like my boots. They didn't work out, so I took them back and got a bunch of T-shirts, huh? [itches chest] And, I mean, if you get lonely, you can always call people. I mean, not me, but I'm sure Mom and Dad will let you. And, hey, you'll have Woofy Dog, hm? Just needs to be worn in. [Sue gasps as Axl removes the creepy mouth] Hm? [Axl sits on Woofy Dog] Huh? [Sue laughs] Yeah, well, just have Mom run him through the laundry. Everything she washes gets ruined.
Sue: Thanks, Axl.
Axl: [sighs] Come on. You can crash in Brick's bed.