Mike: We're gonna give her hugs. We're gonna have a six-foot sub, some boxes of the good wine. I'm gonna fix the light on the front porch.
Brick: Should we get, like, decorations or something?
Mike: Now you're talking. What kind? [Axl sighs]
Brick: A balloon.
Axl: You can't get just one balloon. It's her 50th. You got to get at least two.
Brick: Mm. And we can get streamers.
Mike: Nah, I don't want to deal with paper.
Axl: What if we got a banner with old people jokes, like, um, "You're over the hill," or, uh, "Halfway to the grave"?
Mike: No. While that might be true, we're trying to be nice. I'll just pick up some stuff from the party store. And, Axl, you're in charge of ordering the sub.
Axl: Okay. What do we get on it?