Frankie: [answers video chat] Mike, Sue says she's at home.
Mike: Hang on. I got something to show you.
All: Surprise!
Frankie: Wait, what is this?
Mike: This is your surprise floating 50th birthday party. I don't know. I was trying to do something nice for you.
Frankie: Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?! You never do anything nice for me! It's always road pizzas and floated birthdays and mini license plates that say "Frannie" 'cause they didn't have a "Frankie." And now you go all out and throw me this party and I'm not even there to enjoy it!
Mike: Yeah, it turns out putting someone in charge of the guest of honor is kind of a crucial part of a surprise party.