Mike: Rough day at the office?
Axl: All I did was file things. I got like a billion paper cuts. This place is a Turkish prison with a delicious assortment of pastries. Plus, I got this crick in my neck from answering 8,000 phone calls. I am so underutilized! I'm a business major. I know major amounts of business. Now I got to go back again tomorrow and do it all over again. Could you imagine doing the same thing every day?
Mike: Kind of thing that would make a man drink.