Quote from Axl in The Convention
Sue: I am trying to study, Axl. Axl: I'm studying, too. Sue: You couldn't possibly be studying because you are playing guitar. Axl: Look, Sue, everybody likes the guitar. Nobody likes you. Therefore, everybody likes me playing the guitar. It's the Pythagorean theorem. I learned that studying while playing guitar. Your witness. I'll see you in law school.