Axl: Yeah. Well, no one's really expected much of me, so I guess I'm delivering.
Sean: See, you're lucky. Nobody hassles you. You can just be the Ax-man.
Axl: Yeah, well... Ax-man's not so awesome these days. I mean, football is a total bust, um, got kicked out of my house at school, so now I'm living at home with my parents, like a loser. I don't even know what Devin and I are doing anymore. And school... Everyone's talking about jobs and grad school, and I'm just like, I don't even know if I'm gonna make it, you know? In the back of my mind, I always thought my hair would be enough to separate me from other people, but maybe that's just not enough anymore. I don't know. I just, uh... It's just really, really hard. [sniffles]
Sean: Dude, are you crying?
Axl: Uh, no.