Sue: Well, my yearbook is missing, and apparently, three bites of a roast beef sandwich robbed me my chance of the attendance award. The Year of Sue is not ending well, people. Not ending well at all!
Brick: Hey, wait a minute. If I'm skipping the eighth grade, technically, that means I'm graduating this year, too. Shouldn't I have a party?
Frankie: [exhales] Brick, I can barely scrape the funds together for one party. I am this close to frosting a loaf of bread and passing it off as a cake.