Brick: Hey, Axl, you're popular.
Axl: I'm listening.
Brick: I was hoping you could give me tips on how to be popular, too.
Axl: Mm. Well, it's gonna be tough, 'cause you don't start off with the basic awesomeness I have.
Brick: I see where you're coming from.
Axl: But I have grown quite fond of you over the years, Brick, so I'm gonna give you some advice. Me... I'm way up here. Mom and Dad... they're down here. Sue... [whistles] Way down here. Now, these people... too cool. You don't have a prayer with them. You want to start from Sue-level on down... the bottom-feeders, the band kids, the A.V. club, maybe some girl who was kicked in the head by a donkey and talks slow.
Brick: There is a kid who just came to school with a neck brace.
Axl: Ooh! Mnh-mnh. That's temporary. It will come off, and he could be cool. Don't waste your time.
Brick: I feel inspired. Thank you, Axl.
Axl: Go get 'em, buddy.