Darrin: Hey, am I too late for the big book tipping? Did I miss it?
Axl: Yeah, you missed it. Whatever, Darrin. [goes to close the door]
Darrin: Hey. What's with you?
Axl: What's with me? I don't want to see your stupid face right now. That's what's with me.
Darrin: That's not very nice to say that about somebody's face. What did my face ever do to you?
Axl: You told my sister you were gonna take her to prom, and then, like, you just cancel on her last minute?
Darrin: What are you talking about? She has like a million dates.
Axl: No, she doesn't, Darrin. She went to prom alone, and she wanted to go with you, so nice goin'.
Darrin: She doesn't even like me.
Axl: Oh, my God. Are you an idiot? Do you not see how she gets those weird, googly eyes whenever you come over and grins like an idiot? It's completely disgusting and makes me want to vomit. But for whatever reason, she still really likes you, and you really hurt her, and that's not cool. You do not hurt my sister.
Darrin: I had no idea. [runs off]