Frankie: I mean this is ridiculous. How is there an outstanding warrant for my arrest? But for what? I didn't get a summons. There's got to be some mistake.
Police Officer #1: No. Looks like the exact charge is failure to return library materials.
Frankie: [sighs] Brick. Are you kidding? You're seriously arresting me for an overdue library book?
Police Officer #1: Mm-hmm. That's what happens when you ignore three letters and two summons.
Frankie: We aren't good at going through the mail. I tell everybody we need a system, but then nobody obeys the system. Look, we must not have realized it was an official summons. I probably thought it was one of those appliance-store coupons "summoning" me to low, low prices.
Police Officer #1: Ma'am, when you make bail, you'll have a chance to tell your whole story to the judge. But I'd streamline it a little.
Frankie: I need bail now? Are you kidding me?
Police Officer #1: Once again, ma'am, I can assure you we are never kidding. Would you, uh, please step over to that X on the floor?
Frankie: [sighs] Might want to take an extra one of those, because as soon as I get home, I'm gonna kill my son!