Quote from Brick in The Jump
Axl: Hey, buddy. What's up? Brick: I'm not gonna fold your underpants. Axl: Is that why you think I'm here? [scoffs] Nah. It's just I've been feeling guilty 'cause I kept promising you could come up to college with me and I feel bad it hasn't happened. But I really think now's the time. Brick: Really? Can we visit the library and check out the microfiche? [whispers] Microfiche. Axl: Yeah, sure. Um, I don't know if the cafeteria is serving that, but, uh...