Quote from Frankie in The Guidance Counselor
Frankie: Yeah. Oh. This is nice. I barely know you're here. Mike: It's like I'm in bed alone. Frankie: Mm. I like that it's not too springy. He's up and down all night to pee, and it's hard not to feel 6 1/2 feet of husband getting out of bed, you know? Mike: Frankie. Frankie: What? Mike: He doesn't need to know everything. Frankie: He's a bed expert, Mike. We have to give him all the facts so he can help us pick out the right bed. Jeez, it's like the time you wouldn't tell the doctor about... Mike: Would you please?