Sue: Stop! I have evidence! I have a tape!
[Sue, Ms. Jacobs and Mr. Sholin watch the tape in the attendance office. On the tape:]
Sue: Excuse me. I'm here to get Allison Scott's purse. Oh, sorry. Just squeezing by. Excuse me. Ooh. Ooh, ooh, excuse me. Sorry. Pardon me.
[as Sue makes her way back across Mr. Stevenson's class, she knocks into the double bass and trips over, sending one of the flute players down, launching a cascade of tumbling music stands which reverberate around the room]
Sue: You guys sound really good!
[in the office:]
Sue: See? See? I was here. October 13, 2010. Sue Heck was in the house!
Mr. Sholin: Uh, congratulations?
[Sue screams and dances]