Mike: Axl?
Axl: How great is this? I got the "Time with Tots" kids putting meals together for the hungry shut-ins. I'm racking up double hours here. I mean... Hey, Tito! Keep your head in the game. You forgot to put an orange in that one.
Mike: [scoffs] All right, that's it. I'm shutting this sweatshop down.
Axl: But I can't pack these boxes myself. And what about the tots? I'm their role model.
Mike: Well, then, life dealt 'em a bad hand again. Now start reading to these boys. And then when you're done, you can pack boxes yourself, alone.
Axl: [groans] God! This is so unfair! Ugh! You kids are lucky you don't have dads.