Sue: Axl, ever since we got home, I can't stop thinking about Aunt Edie.
Axl: That bone spur thingy on her foot?
Sue: No, but ew. You know what we need to do? We should totally take her to dig up that old time capsule!
Axl: Yeah, I'd love to drive my dork sister and senile aunt around, then dig a hole. Let's go!
Sue: Axl, you need to start thinking outside of yourself! Look at Beyonce, she has every reason In the world to be selfish, and she still gives back! Wouldn't it be amazing if we could find the capsule for Aunt Edie and make her dreams come true?!
Axl: Sorry. My time is way too valuable.