Brick: Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna call as Mom again and tell her someone's been using Mom's name. So whatever they called and said, it's the opposite.
Sue: Okay.
Woman: [on machine] Hello, you've reached the Siccolas. Please leave a message.
Sue: [on the phone] Hello, Allison. Listen, I just wanted to let you know that there's some kids in the neighborhood pretending to be me. And RSVP'ing in crazy ways. So you shouldn't trust any calls you may have received previously. But I'm the real mom. You can tell because I'm so stressed out. I can't tell you the last time I took a bath, and we both...
Woman: [on the line] Hello. Who is this?
Sue: Oh, hi. You're there.
Brick: [mouths] Keep going.
Sue: Uh, yeah, so I was just saying how we're both moms. We know how hard it is when we're trying to go to the bathroom, and the kids are pounding on the door, right? [inhales] Wait. This isn't Frankie Heck, it's Sue Heck. It's always been Sue Heck. I'm so sorry, I've never done anything like this before in my whole life. I got a 79 on my math test. I needed my brother's help and I'm so weak. Please don't tell my mom. [hangs up]