Frankie: [v.o.] Out here in the middle, we have a proud history of lending a helping hand, chipping in and doing what we can for the common good... We who don't have three kids and a job, that is. [telephone rings] That's why at our house, we have what I like to call my sucker list, 'cause only a sucker would answer a call from any of these people.
Sue: Jessica Kirkwood, auction chairwoman?
Frankie: Let it ring.
Brick: Reverend Hayver, church rummage sale.
Frankie: Let it ring.
Frankie: [v.o.] Unfortunately, Mike lives in an old-fashioned world... The phone rings, you answer it.
Mike: Hello? Hi, Sally.
Frankie: [v.o.] Sally Meenahan, hospitality mom. [Frankie gestures frantically to Mike]
Mike: Yeah, of course we'll be at Axl's game. Best season in a long while, huh? Run the snack bar? Ell, Frankie's gonna be there anyway. I don't see any reason she can't do it.
Frankie: Oh. I... [sighs] Okeydoke. Bye, Sally. [hangs up] She wants you to work the snack bar.
Frankie: Yeah, I got that. Sucker list, Mike. Sucker list. Are you blind? I was gesturing wildly enough to land a plane.
Mike: Consider this payback for the time that you volunteered me to take the aunts to see Mac Davis.