Eleanor Quote #277
Quote from Eleanor in A Fractured Inheritance
Michael: What are you doing?
Eleanor: Searching for the tell-tale sign of a Donna Shellstrop scam... a pile of cash hidden somewhere so she can grab it and head out on the run. When the time comes, she will rip this guy off and disappear like Keyser Soze, right after he admitted to groping all those people.
Patricia: Why are you in my room?
Eleanor: Oh, hey, girl. What's up? How old are you? Three?
Patricia: I'm nine.
Eleanor: Cool. I don't know anything about kids. Hey, has Diana ever made you hide, like, a special treasure in any of your toys?
Patricia: No, Diana's very nice to me. She bought me most of these stuffed animals.
Eleanor: [gasps] Oh, wow. Neat. Mind if I give them just a little surgery just to check? [takes the stuffed toy and pulls out a knife]
Michael: Okay, okay, okay, all right, Doc McStuffins, let's get you some fresh air. So sorry.
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Tahani: Ugh. Maybe we should just go. There are plenty of other people I could help, like my good friend Ben Affleck and his crippling addiction to back tattoos, or my other good friend Matt Damon and his crippling addiction to my friend Ben Affleck.
Quote from Michael
Eleanor: So my mom is alive, and she lives here. Why didn't you tell me sooner, man?
Michael: I had already told you that you died and that I had tortured you for centuries and that you're doomed to be tortured again. I just didn't want to be, like, a bummer.
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: Oh, hey. Who the hell is this chick?
Dave: This is my little potato pie, Patricia. And who might you be, by the way?
Donna: Eleanor is my sorority sister.
Eleanor: Right. Good old Kappa Zeta... Jones.