Shawn Quote #20
Quote from Shawn in Rhonda, Diana, Jake, and Trent
Shawn: Bad Janet, walkie-talkie mode.
Bad Janet: [electronic beeping]
Operative: [over Bad Janet] Now entering Mindy St. Claire's house.
Val: This is so exciting! I hope everyone gets hurt!
Operative: [over Bad Janet] Living room's clear. Entering the bedroom.
Mindy St. Claire: [over Bad Janet] Oh, yeah!
Derek: [over Bad Janet] Ow.
Mindy St. Claire: [over Bad Janet] Oh, God!
Derek: [over Bad Janet] Uh-oh.
Mindy St. Claire: [over Bad Janet] This feels so weird!
Derek: [over Bad Janet] Here we go!
Mindy St. Claire: [over Bad Janet] Oh, do some coke off my butt. Wait! What... whoa, whoa, whoa! Who are you guys?
Derek: [over Bad Janet] Oh, friends! Hi, I'm Derek!
Michael: [through Bad Janet] Where are the humans? And who is Derek?
Derek: [over Bad Janet] Me is Derek. These are my wind chimes. Uh-oh! My wind chimes like you.
Operative: [over Bad Janet] The only people here are Mindy St. Claire and an unknown male with a genital deformity. The four humans are not here.
Shawn: Where is Michael?
The Good Place Quotes
‘Rhonda, Diana, Jake, and Trent’ Quotes
Quote from Shawn
Val: Relax, Mike. This will all be over soon, and we can all head down to the Museum.
Michael: The Museum?
Shawn: Yes. Your neighborhood... Our neighborhood is being immortalized for its success. It's all going to work out. I took the form of a 45-year-old white man for a reason. I can only fail up.
Quote from Shawn
Michael: What's all this?
Shawn: Well, I was going to try to get the humans back by going through the proper channels, but then I remembered, I'm a naughty bitch. [all chuckle] So I sent a black ops team to Mindy's to extract them.
Michael: Nobody from the Bad Place is allowed in Mindy's neighborhood. You can't do that, Shawn. It's... It's illegal!
Shawn: Oh, no. Guys, Michael says this is illegal. I hadn't thought of that. [all laughing] That was sarcasm. I had thought of that.
Quote from Michael
Eleanor: You all right there, chief? You look like you lost your lucky bookmark or something.
Chidi: Oh, no. Did I? [chuckles] It's fine. Got it right here. It's just that now that we're actually on the train, heading to Bad Place Headquarters, this plan is starting to feel slightly... completely insane. This is the only way to get to the Judge?
Michael: I'm afraid so, yes. See the Judge exists in a sort of neutral zone, separate from the Good Place and the Bad Place. The only things there are the Judge's quarters, the accounting department, and the Janet warehouse. There's also an IHOP.
Jason: Oh! I'm gonna order the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!
Michael: No. Sorry. In this realm, IHOP stands for "Interdimensional Hole of Pancakes." You don't really eat these pancakes. It's more like they eat you.
Jason: Okay. I'll get eggs, then.