Eleanor Quote #102
Quote from Eleanor in What's My Motivation
Chidi: Hey, can I ask your advice on something?
Eleanor: Are you sure, dude? Isn't there someone else better you could ask, like literally anyone else?
Chidi: Well, it's a sensitive matter, and you... you do know me pretty well. So here it is: Real Eleanor said she loves me.
Eleanor: Hey, man, nice pull. She's a great person.
Chidi: I don't know what to do. I mean, we are soul mates, so I probably do love her, but then again, how do I know if my motivation is correct? Maybe I think I'm supposed to love her, but if I tell her that I love her for the wrong reasons, it won't mean anything.
Eleanor: You have a tendency to over-think things. Turn off that giant brain, and just say you love her too.
Chidi: You think?
Eleanor: If this were some random person you hooked up with at a Diamondbacks game in the parking lot behind the port-a-potties. Not based on a real example... I would say keep mulling, but this is your soul mate. She's Universe-approved. Tell her you love her. [beep]
Chidi: Hey, your score just went up 20 points.
Eleanor: Yeah, 'cause I give great advice. Now maybe you'll finally listen to me and take off those glasses. We are in the afterlife, dummy, nature's Lasik.
The Good Place Quotes
‘What's My Motivation’ Quotes
Quote from Jason
Michael: I just want to make sure that I have this right. Um... Jianyu is not a Taiwanese monk, but rather someone named Jason Mendoza, a failed DJ from Jacksonville, Florida.
Jason: I wasn't a failed DJ. I was pre-successful.
Michael: And you two are married.
Jason: Hells yeah, homie. We love each other. She makes the bass drop... in my heart.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Hello! Hi, how are you? There has to be something bigger I can do than holding the door and waving. There's no way every Walmart greeter is in the Good Place.
Tahani: Wal... mart?
Eleanor: It's a place regular people go. You haven't heard of it.
Tahani: Look, I know this is tedious, but holding a door for someone is three points, and if you do it for everyone in the neighborhood, then that's almost a thousand points for just a start. Besides, all the big ticket items are impossible, I'm afraid. It's not as if you could, you know, "sacrifice your life to save others" or "change the consciousness of a nation." Both of which I did, by the way. Such fun.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Have a wonderful day. This is pointless. The ticker isn't even going up, and everyone's giving me the stink eye.
Tahani: Eleanor, everyone hates you.
Eleanor: Well, fork you too.
Tahani: No, this is good. Now that we know, we can actually do something about it. And I am an expert at mediating conflict, like when my friends Scary, Sporty, Posh, and Baby had an issue with my other friend Archbishop Desmond Tutu.