Michael Quote #285

Quote from Michael in A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)

Michael: Simone's reaction is fairly common. When I worked in the Bad Place, some people just wouldn't believe it when they heard they were dead.
Tahani: How did you convince them?
Michael: They'd usually come around by the third or fourth day of mouth fleas. Obviously not an option here.

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 ‘A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)’ Quotes

Quote from Tahani

Tahani: Who can convince her that this actually is the afterlife? We need someone authoritative and reassuring, like Nelson Mandela or Sir Patrick Stewart. Or really any of my old racquetball partners would do.

Quote from Tahani

Michael: Tahani... so, so smart, and sophisticated. She was the only one who was able to talk me out of that goatee.
Tahani: Well, I lost that battle with Robert Downey Jr., and I'll be damned if I lose it with you.

Quote from Eleanor

Michael: I think you look great. Professional, serious. A proper team leader.
Eleanor: It does make me feel authoritative, like that chick from Law and Order. "Well, boys, looks like we got ourselves an SVU." I've never seen the show.