Eleanor Quote #276
Quote from Eleanor in A Fractured Inheritance
Eleanor: So how did you two love-rats meet?
Dave: Oh, it's a fun story. I was working on this project tearing down a condemned bar called the Desert Rash. I went in to meet with the contractors, and Diana is sitting at the bar drinking a seven in Seven in seven.
Eleanor: 7 shots of Seagram's 7 in 7 minutes. It's Diana's morning drink.
Dave: Oh, that's right, it was very early in the morning. [Donna chuckles] Well, this little spitfire finds out it's me who's closing down the bar. Next thing I know, she's got a knife to my face. I would have been scared if she hadn't been the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen in my life.
Donna: Oh. One thing leads to another, and all of a sudden, we're playing tonsil tennis on a broken toilet in the alley out back.
Eleanor: Cute.
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Tahani: Ugh. Maybe we should just go. There are plenty of other people I could help, like my good friend Ben Affleck and his crippling addiction to back tattoos, or my other good friend Matt Damon and his crippling addiction to my friend Ben Affleck.
Quote from Michael
Eleanor: So my mom is alive, and she lives here. Why didn't you tell me sooner, man?
Michael: I had already told you that you died and that I had tortured you for centuries and that you're doomed to be tortured again. I just didn't want to be, like, a bummer.
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: Oh, hey. Who the hell is this chick?
Dave: This is my little potato pie, Patricia. And who might you be, by the way?
Donna: Eleanor is my sorority sister.
Eleanor: Right. Good old Kappa Zeta... Jones.