Michael Quote #184
Quote from Michael in Everything is Bonzer!
Michael: Oh, Janet, it was everything I ever imagined. I got to ride a bike. I put a coin in a thing and got a gumball. And then someone came up to me and said, "Hot enough for ya?" And you know what I said? I said, "Tell me about it." [laughs]
Janet: Well, I am glad that you got to chew a gumball.
Michael: Oh, damn. I didn't even think to chew it. Missed opportunity, shoot.
Janet: Did you also save their lives?
Michael: Yes, of course. Everyone is safe. Including Jason. Now we just sit back and watch as they become better people. [chuckles]
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