Eleanor Quote #245
Quote from Eleanor in Everything is Bonzer!
Chidi: Look, listen, Eleanor is an Arizona trash bag.
Eleanor: Yep.
Chidi: Her words, not mine.
Eleanor: Totally.
Chidi: Who once told me that her greatest accomplishment was breaking into Charles Barkley's house.
Eleanor: Mm. He was on the road. I snuck in through the doggy door. Tried on all his giant shoes. One of my top five Christmases.
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Chidi: So for Aristotle, virtue is practical. Goodness isn't something that a person just inherently has. It's something that she achieves through her actions. Questions?
Eleanor: Uh, yeah, a few. I wrote down "what?" "huh?" And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like Chipotle. Wait a minute, is it "Chip-o-tottle"?
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Eleanor: Okay, uh, where do I start? I'm not, like, the best person in the world. I'm a trash bag from Arizona, which is saying something. Our biggest exports are racist sheriffs and HPV.