Eleanor Quote #100
Quote from Eleanor in What's My Motivation
Pilar: My cafe got destroyed by the giant frog, then I reopened it and it fell into the sinkhole.
Glenn: Just like me, I fell in too.
Tahani: Who else feels that Eleanor has ruined every moment of your existence since you arrived? [all hands go up] Excellent. I must confer with Eleanor for a tick, so please, just enjoy the lemonade and cookies.
Eleanor: It seems everyone's problem with me is me.
Tahani: Yes, it would appear that way. The last moment they were happy was at my party.
Eleanor: We have to recreate that party. We have to take them back to that night before I started affecting the neighborhood and give them a fresh start.
Tahani: Yes, of course. We must throw the perfect party, or else you'll be tortured by demons forever. This will be the fourth most important party I have ever thrown.
The Good Place Quotes
‘What's My Motivation’ Quotes
Quote from Jason
Michael: I just want to make sure that I have this right. Um... Jianyu is not a Taiwanese monk, but rather someone named Jason Mendoza, a failed DJ from Jacksonville, Florida.
Jason: I wasn't a failed DJ. I was pre-successful.
Michael: And you two are married.
Jason: Hells yeah, homie. We love each other. She makes the bass drop... in my heart.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Hello! Hi, how are you? There has to be something bigger I can do than holding the door and waving. There's no way every Walmart greeter is in the Good Place.
Tahani: Wal... mart?
Eleanor: It's a place regular people go. You haven't heard of it.
Tahani: Look, I know this is tedious, but holding a door for someone is three points, and if you do it for everyone in the neighborhood, then that's almost a thousand points for just a start. Besides, all the big ticket items are impossible, I'm afraid. It's not as if you could, you know, "sacrifice your life to save others" or "change the consciousness of a nation." Both of which I did, by the way. Such fun.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Have a wonderful day. This is pointless. The ticker isn't even going up, and everyone's giving me the stink eye.
Tahani: Eleanor, everyone hates you.
Eleanor: Well, fork you too.
Tahani: No, this is good. Now that we know, we can actually do something about it. And I am an expert at mediating conflict, like when my friends Scary, Sporty, Posh, and Baby had an issue with my other friend Archbishop Desmond Tutu.