Michael Quote #283

Quote from Michael in A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)

Eleanor: Okay, forget about all that stuff. For this first week, all we need to do is figure out what the fork is up with these benches. So, I made this. We start 'em out on this side, because we're like, "What's her deal?" And when we feel we have a handle on who they are, what makes them tick, we move them to this side... party time. We already know a lot about Simone, so... Boom. See? One down, three to go.
Michael: Let's go figure out the others. We can do this. On three. Dead eyes, eat hearts, can't lose. Ah, sorry. Old Bad Place rally cry.

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 ‘A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)’ Quotes

Quote from Tahani

Tahani: Who can convince her that this actually is the afterlife? We need someone authoritative and reassuring, like Nelson Mandela or Sir Patrick Stewart. Or really any of my old racquetball partners would do.

Quote from Tahani

Michael: Tahani... so, so smart, and sophisticated. She was the only one who was able to talk me out of that goatee.
Tahani: Well, I lost that battle with Robert Downey Jr., and I'll be damned if I lose it with you.

Quote from Eleanor

Michael: I think you look great. Professional, serious. A proper team leader.
Eleanor: It does make me feel authoritative, like that chick from Law and Order. "Well, boys, looks like we got ourselves an SVU." I've never seen the show.