Tahani Quote #133
Quote from Tahani in A Fractured Inheritance
Janet: It's important that you make amends. Your competitive relationship with Kamilah is largely the reason you didn't get into the Good Place. It stands to reason that the same would be true for her.
Tahani: Fine. But the waiting is over. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Kamilah: Tahani, were you waiting in line to see me? That's hilarious. As a frog stares up in awe at the tree top, so, too, does humanity gawk at the purity of a blinding truth. Napkins and forks are in the back.
Tahani: So making omelets is art now, is it?
Kamilah: Not that I'd expect you to understand, but it's a commentary on the world's fascination with subservience, consumption, death, and pedagogy. Cheddar or Swiss?
Tahani: Oh, no, I don't want an omelet. I just came for a quick sisterly chat.
Kamilah: [bell jingles] My sister, Tahani, refuses to order an omelet. [people gasp, shout] As a result, the exhibit is now over and will never be shown again. There will be no refunds.
The Good Place Quotes
‘A Fractured Inheritance’ Quotes
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Ugh. Maybe we should just go. There are plenty of other people I could help, like my good friend Ben Affleck and his crippling addiction to back tattoos, or my other good friend Matt Damon and his crippling addiction to my friend Ben Affleck.
Quote from Michael
Eleanor: So my mom is alive, and she lives here. Why didn't you tell me sooner, man?
Michael: I had already told you that you died and that I had tortured you for centuries and that you're doomed to be tortured again. I just didn't want to be, like, a bummer.
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: Oh, hey. Who the hell is this chick?
Dave: This is my little potato pie, Patricia. And who might you be, by the way?
Donna: Eleanor is my sorority sister.
Eleanor: Right. Good old Kappa Zeta... Jones.