Tahani Quote #136

Quote from Tahani in A Fractured Inheritance

Tahani: [grabs ax] I sincerely apologize to you because I have matured into a fully formed adult with empathy and self-awareness. But if you don't accept my apology, I will smash your stupid art exhibit into bits.
Kamilah: More Tahani theatrics with zero follow-through? You don't have it in you to do anything that bold, because I'm the one who got the boldness gene and the good-eyebrow gene.
Tahani: [gasps and shouts] [wields ax]
Chidi: Oh! Oh, no. All my fears are mine again.

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