Michael Quote #220
Quote from Michael in A Fractured Inheritance
Michael: I know we came here to set your mom on a better path, but I think she's doing pretty great.
Eleanor: Please. She's completely full of it. I am gonna find out what kind of scam Donna Shellstrop is running, and I am gonna take her down... right after I finish this awesome drink. Man, Dave's margaritas are amazing.
Michael: Right?
Eleanor: Yeah.
Michael: And I'm not even a tequila guy.
The Good Place Quotes
‘A Fractured Inheritance’ Quotes
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Ugh. Maybe we should just go. There are plenty of other people I could help, like my good friend Ben Affleck and his crippling addiction to back tattoos, or my other good friend Matt Damon and his crippling addiction to my friend Ben Affleck.
Quote from Michael
Eleanor: So my mom is alive, and she lives here. Why didn't you tell me sooner, man?
Michael: I had already told you that you died and that I had tortured you for centuries and that you're doomed to be tortured again. I just didn't want to be, like, a bummer.
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: Oh, hey. Who the hell is this chick?
Dave: This is my little potato pie, Patricia. And who might you be, by the way?
Donna: Eleanor is my sorority sister.
Eleanor: Right. Good old Kappa Zeta... Jones.