Michael Quote #182

Quote from Michael in Everything is Bonzer!

Michael: Hi, I'm Michael. You must be The Doorman. [he points to his name plate] Ah. This is wild. I had no idea this was even here. So I have this ruling from The Judge. Heading on down to Earth to reverse the deaths of these four people. It's kind of tricky, you know? It starts up a new timeline, so there might be some ripple effects. But it's necessary for the experiment that we're doing there. So, how long's this trip take? Hope I don't get a middle seat. [snaps, chuckles]
The Doorman: Wow, I haven't heard a joke in 8,000 years. And I still haven't. [stamps Michael's papers] That's the door to Earth. You go through there, you'll be wherever you need to be. You won't have any other powers, though. You want to get around, you're just going to have to take a bus or something.
Michael: A bus? Oh, boy, oh, man! I'm going to sit in a front-facing seat. Or... Or no, no, maybe a sideways-facing seat. I'm... I'm going to get so motion sick! Oh, man! What do I do, just grab that key here...
The Doorman: Whoa, whoa, whoa! This key is made of the very first atoms that came into existence in the universe. It is one of a kind and cannot be duplicated. See? "Do Not Duplicate." Only I touch this key.
Michael: Oh, and what's the significance of the keychain?
The Doorman: Nothing, I just like frogs. I'm a frog guy. When you need to get back here, make sure you're alone. Press this button. Any questions? No? Great. Knock yourself out.

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