Chidi Quote #55
Quote from Chidi in Team Cockroach
Eleanor: This is definitely a trap. We figured out his game every time and now he's just trying a new way to mess with us. Teaming up with a demon is insane.
Chidi: Maybe. But I think we have to do it.
Eleanor: Are you forking kidding me right now? You take a half an hour to pick out a turtleneck, and yet this you're sure about?
Chidi: Okay, look, I spent my whole life trying to learn about right and wrong and apparently, I failed. I want us to get better and I want us to stay that way. You understand that, right, Tahani?
Tahani: I understand nothing.
Jason: Hey! Same here!
The Good Place Quotes
‘Team Cockroach’ Quotes
Quote from Michael
Eleanor: If you're not human, why do you look like us?
Michael: Everyone in the Bad Place Bureau of Human Affairs gets randomly assigned a human body so we can get the feel of how best to torture you. I gotta say, it took me a long time to get used to the hanging bits.
Eleanor: Gross.
Michael: Oh, get your mind out of the gutter, Eleanor. I was talking about my testicles.
Quote from Tahani
Chidi: Anyone have any ideas?
Tahani: You know, believe it or not, I actually found myself in a very similar situation a few years ago, except in that instance, Michael was Javier Bardem and the Bad Place was Vanessa Redgrave's panic room.
Eleanor: Okay, stop talking. Do not talk again for 100 hours.
Quote from Jason
Eleanor: What do we do?
Jason: We team up with Michael.
Eleanor: Okay, hot take, but I like your confidence. Tell me why.
Jason: He has a bow tie.
Eleanor: Oh, no.
Jason: I always trust dudes in bow ties. Once, this guy in a bow tie came up to me at the gun range in a Jacksonville bus station and said he'd give me $600 if I put these weird turtles in my duffle bag and brought them to Daytona Beach. So I hotwired a swamp boat to Daytona and the guy paid me the $600. My point is, you always trust dudes in bow ties.
[Eleanor slaps the lollipop out of Jason's mouth]