Janet Quote #29
Quote from Janet in What's My Motivation
Eleanor: Oh, hey, Janet. I was just about to call you to ask you to get me a train to the Bad Place.
Jason: Whoa, what?
Eleanor: You have to be a good person to stay here, and I can't become a good person unless I leave.
Janet: You don't belong here, Jason doesn't belong here, and now that I can think and feel, I don't belong here either.
Eleanor: Where are you going with this?
Janet: There is a woman named Mindy St. Clair who lives in a neutral zone by herself. It's neither a Good Place nor a Bad Place.
Eleanor: A Medium Place? Dude, that's where I belong. I've been saying that since day one.
Janet: It's where Jason and I are going. Would you like to come with us to Mindy's house?
Eleanor: Yeah. Let's go hang with Mindy. That sounds great. Love her, huge fan. Call the train.
The Good Place Quotes
‘What's My Motivation’ Quotes
Quote from Jason
Michael: I just want to make sure that I have this right. Um... Jianyu is not a Taiwanese monk, but rather someone named Jason Mendoza, a failed DJ from Jacksonville, Florida.
Jason: I wasn't a failed DJ. I was pre-successful.
Michael: And you two are married.
Jason: Hells yeah, homie. We love each other. She makes the bass drop... in my heart.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Hello! Hi, how are you? There has to be something bigger I can do than holding the door and waving. There's no way every Walmart greeter is in the Good Place.
Tahani: Wal... mart?
Eleanor: It's a place regular people go. You haven't heard of it.
Tahani: Look, I know this is tedious, but holding a door for someone is three points, and if you do it for everyone in the neighborhood, then that's almost a thousand points for just a start. Besides, all the big ticket items are impossible, I'm afraid. It's not as if you could, you know, "sacrifice your life to save others" or "change the consciousness of a nation." Both of which I did, by the way. Such fun.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Have a wonderful day. This is pointless. The ticker isn't even going up, and everyone's giving me the stink eye.
Tahani: Eleanor, everyone hates you.
Eleanor: Well, fork you too.
Tahani: No, this is good. Now that we know, we can actually do something about it. And I am an expert at mediating conflict, like when my friends Scary, Sporty, Posh, and Baby had an issue with my other friend Archbishop Desmond Tutu.