Chidi Quote #41

Quote from Chidi in What's My Motivation

Tahani: Where do you suppose she is?
Real Eleanor: I hope she's okay. You know, the more I work on her case, the more I think she truly belongs here.
Chidi: I'm... I'm sorry that I haven't been able to say... what you want me to say, because I-I do want to say it.
Real Eleanor: What's holding you back?
Chidi: Honestly, my biggest fear is just making sure that my motivation for saying it...
Real Eleanor: Chidi?
[Chidi walks over and check's Eleanor's counter]
Real Eleanor: Wow.
Tahani: How did she suddenly...?
Chidi: Her motivation changed. She couldn't earn enough points by apologizing to everyone here because she was only doing it to earn enough points to stay here. But she did earn enough points, which means that she's decided not to stay here, which means...
Tahani: That she's leaving.

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 ‘What's My Motivation’ Quotes

Quote from Jason

Michael: I just want to make sure that I have this right. Um... Jianyu is not a Taiwanese monk, but rather someone named Jason Mendoza, a failed DJ from Jacksonville, Florida.
Jason: I wasn't a failed DJ. I was pre-successful.
Michael: And you two are married.
Jason: Hells yeah, homie. We love each other. She makes the bass drop... in my heart.

Quote from Tahani

Eleanor: Hello! Hi, how are you? There has to be something bigger I can do than holding the door and waving. There's no way every Walmart greeter is in the Good Place.
Tahani: Wal... mart?
Eleanor: It's a place regular people go. You haven't heard of it.
Tahani: Look, I know this is tedious, but holding a door for someone is three points, and if you do it for everyone in the neighborhood, then that's almost a thousand points for just a start. Besides, all the big ticket items are impossible, I'm afraid. It's not as if you could, you know, "sacrifice your life to save others" or "change the consciousness of a nation." Both of which I did, by the way. Such fun.

Quote from Tahani

Eleanor: Have a wonderful day. This is pointless. The ticker isn't even going up, and everyone's giving me the stink eye.
Tahani: Eleanor, everyone hates you.
Eleanor: Well, fork you too.
Tahani: No, this is good. Now that we know, we can actually do something about it. And I am an expert at mediating conflict, like when my friends Scary, Sporty, Posh, and Baby had an issue with my other friend Archbishop Desmond Tutu.