Michael: [gasps] All my Earth stuff. Oh, my old bowling ball. Oh, hi, paper clips. What prompted all this?
Eleanor: You know, it took me a while to figure it out, but earlier, when you were walking back and forth through the door, it hit me. You will never be at peace until you get the one thing you truly want.
Michael: I'm... I'm gonna be...
Eleanor: A real boy, Pinocchio.
Janet: The Judge gave me the power to make you an actual human. Good-bye, fire squid. Hello, silver fox.
Michael: Oh, Eleanor! Oh, my goodness!
Eleanor: Now, you need to be sure about this. You're gonna live down there for, like... Some amount of time, you'll die, really die, then you'll enter an afterlife test, be judged on what you did, the whole deal. At least, so we think. While you're down there, this entire system could be changed. Shawn might launch a coup. Someone could design a whole new system. You won't really know what's going to happen to you.
Michael: That's what makes it special. I won't exactly know what's going to happen after I die. Nothing more human than that. Besides texting people that you're five minutes away when you haven't even left the house. Thank you, Eleanor. Thank you.
Eleanor: You're very welcome.