Brent: I didn't take you for a linksman.
Michael: I appreciate golf. As Ben Hogan once said, "The most important shot in golf is the next one." That's a lovely idea. If you make a mistake, you'll always have a chance to redeem yourself.
Brent: Yeah, well, as John Daly once said to David Lee Roth at the 2002 Chili's Pro-Am in Orlando: "Suck on this drive, buttmunch." Whoo! Nailed it! That was a flusher, but she sank.
Michael: Perhaps an adept linksman like yourself should play with the assistance filter turned off? Let's play old-school.
Brent: All right. Why not? Fork! You sneezed, man.
Michael: I don't think I did, because I literally can't.
Brent: Well, somebody sneezed. Damn it!
Michael: Brent, buddy, nobody sneezed. You hit a bad shot, and it's fine. You know, it isn't a sign of weakness to admit that you screwed up.
Brent: Fine, whatever. I shanked it.
Michael: There you go. Now, let's go find your ball and try to do better on your next shot. And you know, if this ends up applying to any other aspect of your life later on, then cool.
Brent: What?
Michael: What? Nothing.