Tahani: Michael, there's been a mistake. I belong in the Good Place. The real one with the good people. Who do I speak to about correcting this?
Michael: Me and you're wrong.
Tahani: Very well. I would like to speak to your manager.
Michael: Listen, sweetheart, you've only been in this timeline for about a week. So I think I'm gonna fast forward things a bit. There's a very good reason why you ended up here. You never cared about the people you were helping. You did it only for fame or status or to spite your family.
Tahani: That is utter tosh! I had my flaws, just like anyone else, but I raised billions for charity. I was a good person and I defy you or anyone else to prove otherwise.
Michael: You know, in all the reboots, I never showed you how you died. I was saving it in case I ever needed to really make you miserable. But it's hilarious. Of course, I mean sad. But it might help you come to grips with who you really were. Do you want to remember it?