Chidi: So ultimately, this all goes back to a line from Professor May's book: "Mortality offers meaning to our lives, and morality helps navigate that meaning."
Todd May: Wait, what I think it says is that mortality offers meaning to the events of our lives.
Eleanor: Uh, check yourself, rando. I think Chidi Anagonye, who literally designed the afterlife, knows what he's talking about.
Todd May: Look, I'm pretty sure I'm right, since it's, like, my book.
Chidi: Yes, Professor May, you're probably right about what you wrote.
Eleanor: Still think he should check himself.
Chidi: Okay, everyone, we'll see you all here next week. Professor Hieronymi will be teaching the trolley problem.
Pamela Hieronymi: Bring ponchos. It gets messy.